deus-ex-aquila:

pick the nearest match for your pronunciation, connotation, and definition of “ornery”

1a. ORN-er-ee (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn

1b. ORN-er-ee (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved

2a. AWN-ree (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn

2b. AWN-ree (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved

3a. ORN-ree (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn

3b. ORN-ree (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved

4a. AWN-er-ee (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn

4b. AWN-er-ee (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved

5. other (tags please!)

if you’re from the USA, tag what you chose and what general region you’re from (don’t dox yourself, I don’t need to know your hometown or any other security questions), using this map:

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I’d also love to know if you were aware of the opposing connotation/definition or any of the various other pronunciations before reading this. I am not the least bit interested in what anyone thinks is ~correct~, only what they use and what they’ve heard before.

for non-USAmericans, I’m super curious if this linguistic difference exists outside the USA in any way, so I’d love it if you tagged your country as well.

reblog for sample size, you know the drill.

kragehund-est:

2urban2fantasy:

kragehund-est:

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. “oh it’s such an ugly color, too bright!” look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she’s the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

She is also the most delicious Gatorade

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banger after banger after banger 🍊🧡🥕🌅🎃🐅🦊🍁🏀

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

Visiting a Catholic church out of curiosity, will return with my findings

They went so hard with the windows. I need to petition my church. Where did we go wrong. Clearly the windows are the spiritual backbone of the religion

The pastor/priest/dude is praying, and there are two other people also repeating what he’s saying. Their voices are overlapping and I feel like I’ve entered a separate realm

THE FATHER PRIEST GUY IS SINGING. YOOO THIS GUY GOT BARS

BELL!! god why can’t our sermons be marked finished by the ringing of a bell

Idk what Mr father is saying but if he read an audiobook I’d probably listen. The arches go so hard who made this church.

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Arches are to church architects what belts are to artists

It is so Mean for churches to have so many levels and have it be off limits. What if I do want to get up to the bell tower. What’s it to you. What are you hiding? The second coming? Level 1000 Satan? The fourth trinity?

Mass is over. We accidentally came near the end of it. 10/10 experience, will dabble in again

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Hey guys have some cool church photos

hamvendor:

hoobert-heever:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT

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Link descending into my B HOLE

Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer

it’s ok some of us are irish 💕

Your people have suffered enough